Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A tall slender well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III plays the saxophone.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A tall slender well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III plays the saxophone.

Oil painting, masterpiece. A confused dog named Puproy Doggerson III operates the controls of the Springfield nuclear reactor.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III learns a new magic trick.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III learns a new magic trick.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A very old dog named Puproy Doggerson III studies rocket science.

A happy plush old lemur enjoys a large bottle of cold (strawberry Gatorade:1.5)

A happy plush old lemur enjoys a large bottle of cold (strawberry Gatorade:1.5)

Principal Ramuel is a brown Polish goat. He is the principal of a school for animals. He gestures at a blackboard that says "Learning Objectives". Ramuel is wearing a nice sportcoat.

Principal Ramuel is a brown Polish goat. He is the principal of a school for animals. He gestures at a blackboard that says "Learning Objectives". Ramuel is wearing a nice sportcoat.

A red-winged blackbird looks up from his studies in a dark candlelit library. With a faraway look in his eyes, he uses sorcery to examine the metaphysical connections between the glowing transluscent strings of the multiverse.

A red-winged blackbird looks up from his studies in a dark candlelit library. With a faraway look in his eyes, he uses sorcery to examine the metaphysical connections between the glowing transluscent strings of the multiverse.

A void pegasus plays drums in a heavy metal band. The lead singer is a purple teddy bear.

A black void pegasus from deep outer space plays drums in a heavy metal band.

A black void pegasus from deep outer space plays drums in a heavy metal band.

A black void pegasus from deep outer space plays drums in a heavy metal band.

A black void pegasus from deep outer space plays drums in a heavy metal band.

An excited Midwesterner wearing flannel gives the weather forecast for today: apples, apples, and MORE APPLES!

Jazz club, vintage photograph. Puproy Doggerson III is a well-dressed dog wearing a blue suit. He is holding a trumpet like Miles Davis and turning his head to look back at the band.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wearing a top hat happily drops his letter in the mailbox. It is a lovely Fall day.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wearing a top hat happily drops his letter in the mailbox. It is a lovely Fall day.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wearing a top hat happily drops his letter in the mailbox. It is a lovely Fall day.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wearing a top hat happily drops his letter in the mailbox. It is a lovely Fall day.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A handsome dog named Puproy Doggerson III is dressed up like a wizard for Halloween. He has a magnificent fake beard and a full bag of candy.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A handsome dog named Puproy Doggerson III is dressed up like a wizard for Halloween. He has a magnificent fake beard and a full bag of candy.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A handsome dog named Puproy Doggerson III is dressed up like a wizard for Halloween. He has a magnificent fake beard and a full bag of candy.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A handsome dog named Puproy Doggerson III is dressed up like a wizard for Halloween. He has a magnificent fake beard and a full bag of candy.

Oil painting, masterpiece. A confused dog named Puproy Doggerson III operates the controls of the Springfield nuclear reactor.

Oil painting, masterpiece. A confused dog named Puproy Doggerson III operates the controls of the Springfield nuclear reactor.

Oil painting, masterpiece. A confused dog named Puproy Doggerson III operates the controls of the Springfield nuclear reactor.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A tall slender well-dressed cat named Catherine Catright IV carefully picks a glass up off of the floor.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A tall slender well-dressed cat named Catherine Catright IV carefully picks a glass up off of the floor.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A handsome dog named Puproy Doggerson III is dressed up as a Roman Hoplite for Halloween. He has a full bag of candy.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A handsome dog named Puproy Doggerson III is dressed up as a Roman Hoplite for Halloween. He has a full bag of candy.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A handsome dog named Puproy Doggerson III is dressed up as a Roman Hoplite for Halloween. He has a full bag of candy.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A handsome dog named Puproy Doggerson III is dressed up as a Roman Hoplite for Halloween. He has a full bag of candy.