An oil painting of the distinguished well-dressed dog, Puproy Doggerson III.

A red-winged blackbird with a faraway look in his eyes uses sorcery to examine the metaphysical connections between glowing transluscent strings of the multiverse.

A red-winged blackbird studies a book in a library floating in the deep depths of outer space. With a faraway look in his eyes, he uses sorcery to examine the metaphysical connections between the glowing iridescent translucent strings of the multiverse.

A red-winged blackbird studies a book in a library floating in the deep depths of outer space. With a faraway look in his eyes, he uses sorcery to examine the metaphysical connections between the glowing iridescent translucent strings of the multiverse.

A red-winged blackbird studies a book in a library floating in the deep depths of outer space. With a faraway look in his eyes, he uses sorcery to examine the metaphysical connections between the glowing iridescent translucent strings of the multiverse.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wins a nice prize at a carnival game.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III prepares his taxes next to a large cup of coffee. He looks stressed and worried.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III writes a letter to his beloved pen pal over a fresh cup of coffee. He looks content and loving.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III writes a letter to his beloved pen pal over a fresh cup of coffee. He looks content and loving.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wags his tail in delight while listening to a fun new jazz record on an exquisite phonograph.

An excited Midwesterner wearing flannel gives the weather forecast for today: apples, apples, and MORE APPLES!

White background, empty space, bright emptiness. A (giant apple:1.4) has an argument with the (letter P:1.4) and the (letter C:1.4).

White background, empty space, bright emptiness. A (giant apple:1.4) has an argument with the (letter P:1.4) and the (letter C:1.4).

Jazz club, vintage photograph. Puproy Doggerson III is a well-dressed dog wearing a blue suit. He is holding a trumpet like Miles Davis and turning his head to look back at the band.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wags his tail in delight while listening to a fun new jazz record on an exquisite phonograph.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A handsome dog named Puproy Doggerson III is dressed up as a Roman Hoplite for Halloween. He has a full bag of candy.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. An apple falls very far from the tree.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A very old dog named Puproy Doggerson III studies rocket science.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A very old dog named Puproy Doggerson III studies rocket science.

A happy plush old lemur enjoys a large bottle of cold (strawberry Gatorade:1.5)

A happy plush old lemur enjoys a large bottle of cold (strawberry Gatorade:1.5)

Principal Ramuel is a brown Polish goat. He is the principal of a school for animals. He gestures at a blackboard that says "Learning Objectives". Ramuel is wearing a nice sportcoat.

Principal Ramuel is a brown Polish goat. He is the principal of a school for animals. He gestures at a blackboard that says "Learning Objectives". Ramuel is wearing a nice sportcoat.

An excited Midwesterner wearing flannel wins the gold medal for (bobbing for apples:1.3) at the Autumn olympics.

An excited Midwesterner wearing flannel wins the gold medal for (bobbing for apples:1.3) at the Autumn olympics.

An oil painting of the distinguished well-dressed dog, Puproy Doggerson III.

An oil painting of the distinguished well-dressed dog, Puproy Doggerson III. Puproy Doggerson is perusing the aisles of a fancy grocery store and examining large bags of fancy dog food.

An oil painting of the distinguished well-dressed dog, Puproy Doggerson III. Puproy Doggerson is perusing the aisles of a fancy grocery store and examining large bags of fancy dog food.

A red-winged blackbird with a faraway look in his eyes uses sorcery to examine the metaphysical connections between glowing transluscent strings of the multiverse.

A red-winged blackbird with a faraway look in his eyes uses sorcery to examine the metaphysical connections between glowing transluscent strings of the multiverse.

A red-winged blackbird looks up from his studies in a dark candlelit library. With a faraway look in his eyes, he uses sorcery to examine the metaphysical connections between the glowing transluscent strings of the multiverse.

A red-winged blackbird looks up from his studies in a dark candlelit library. With a faraway look in his eyes, he uses sorcery to examine the metaphysical connections between the glowing transluscent strings of the multiverse.

A void pegasus plays drums in a heavy metal band. The lead singer is a purple teddy bear.

A void pegasus plays drums in a heavy metal band. The lead singer is a purple teddy bear.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wins a nice prize at a carnival game.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wins a nice prize at a carnival game.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III prepares his taxes next to a large cup of coffee. He looks stressed and worried.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III prepares his taxes next to a large cup of coffee. He looks stressed and worried.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III writes a letter to his beloved pen pal over a fresh cup of coffee. He looks content and loving.

An excited Midwesterner wearing flannel gives the weather forecast for today: apples, apples, and MORE APPLES!

An enthusiastic Midwesterner wearing flannel gives a weather report. The weather map has apples on it.

An enthusiastic Midwesterner wearing flannel gives a weather report. The weather map has apples on it.

An enthusiastic Midwesterner wearing flannel gives a weather report. The weather map has apples on it.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wags his tail in delight while listening to a fun new jazz record on an exquisite phonograph.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wearing reading glasses types an important letter on a typewriter and enjoys a cup of coffee with the newspaper.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wearing reading glasses types an important letter on a typewriter and enjoys a cup of coffee with the newspaper.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wearing reading glasses types an important letter on a typewriter and enjoys a cup of coffee with the newspaper.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III is wearing a top hat and funny glasses. He is telling jokes on a small stage at a bar.