A happy Midwesterner wearing a flannel shirt reads the latest issue of a magazine with text "Business In Cider". The magazine has a picture of an apple. Magazine cover in focus, perfectly clear text, legible clear text.

An appealing and homely framed cross-stich illustration of a llama behind a fence with text "Keep your drama llama in the fretting zoo"

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III tries on his fancy new monocle and reads the newspaper and enjoys a cup of tea.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III tries on his fancy new monocle and reads the newspaper and enjoys a cup of tea.

An oil painting of Puproy Doggerson III

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. Close-up shot of a well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III driving a Model T automobile. Puproy Doggerson is a very good boy.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. Close-up shot of a well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III driving a Model T automobile. Puproy Doggerson is a very good boy.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. Close-up shot of a well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III pushing a baby stroller. There is a puppy inside the stroller.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. Close-up shot of a well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III pushing a baby stroller. There is a puppy inside the stroller.

Your imaginary girlfriend.

A sentient banana with cartoon eyes, a goofy smile, and a curly mustache floats in the air. The sentient banana is playing Monopoly with a small panda.

An excited Midwesterner wearing flannel wins the gold medal for (bobbing for apples:1.3) at the Autumn olympics.

A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III tries on his fancy new monocle and reads the newspaper and enjoys a cup of tea.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III drives a Model T automobile cautiously down a bustling city street in 1920.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III drives a Model T automobile cautiously down a bustling city street in 1920.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. Close-up shot of a well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III driving a Model T automobile. Puproy Doggerson is a very good boy.

An oil painting of the distinguished well-dressed dog, Puproy Doggerson III. Puproy Doggerson is perusing the aisles of a fancy grocery store and examining large bags of fancy dog food.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III writes a letter to his beloved pen pal over a fresh cup of coffee. He looks content and loving.

Puproy Doggerson III is a well-dressed dog wearing nice summer clothes. He is mowing his lawn with and old fashioned push power.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A handsome dog named Puproy Doggerson III is dressed up as a Roman Hoplite for Halloween. He has a full bag of candy.

A sentient banana with cartoon eyes, a goofy smile, and a curly mustache floats in the air. The sentient banana is playing Monopoly with a small panda.

An elderly macaroni penguin works late at night in a laboratory studying a giant glowing magic wand. His yellow cat protege brings a plate of waffles into the room.

(A white rainbow unicorn police officer) writes a ticket for (an orange squid driving a go cart).

An excited plush penguin is playing Civilization on a desktop computer late at night.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III peruses an elaborate gilded library full of fascinating tomes. He is holding a copy of "How To Bark Like A Very Good Boy".

A red-winged blackbird plays the triangle in a heavy metal band

An oil painting of the distinguished well-dressed dog, Puproy Doggerson III.

An oil painting of the distinguished well-dressed dog, Puproy Doggerson III.

A red-winged blackbird studies a book in a library floating in the deep depths of outer space. With a faraway look in his eyes, he uses sorcery to examine the metaphysical connections between the glowing iridescent translucent strings of the multiverse.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wins a nice prize at a carnival game.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III prepares his taxes next to a large cup of coffee. He looks stressed and worried.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wags his tail in delight while listening to a fun new jazz record on an exquisite phonograph.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wags his tail in delight while listening to a fun new jazz record on an exquisite phonograph.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wags his tail in delight while listening to a fun new jazz record on an exquisite phonograph.

White background, empty space, bright emptiness. A (giant apple:1.4) has an argument with the (letter P:1.4) and the (letter C:1.4).

White background, empty space, bright emptiness. A (giant apple:1.4) has an argument with the (letter P:1.4) and the (letter C:1.4).

Puproy Doggerson III is a well-dressed dog wearing nice summer clothes. He is mowing his lawn with and old fashioned push power.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III wags his tail in delight while listening to a fun new jazz record on an exquisite phonograph.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III is wearing a top hat and funny glasses. He is telling jokes on a small stage at a bar.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III is wearing a top hat and funny glasses. He is telling jokes on a small stage at a bar.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III is wearing a top hat and funny glasses. He is telling jokes on a small stage at a bar.

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. A very old dog named Puproy Doggerson III studies rocket science.

A sentient banana with cartoon eyes, a goofy smile, and a curly mustache floats in the air. The sentient banana is playing Monopoly with a small panda.

You and your imaginary girlfriend.

A (large purple teddy bear:1.4) plays electric guitar in a heavy metal band. PACIFICA612VIIFM

Oil painting, masterpiece, regal, fancy. Close-up shot of a well-dressed dog named Puproy Doggerson III driving a Model T automobile. Puproy Doggerson is a very good boy.