ikea blahaj shark if it were an axolotl instead

a giant goose with many necks and heads like a hydra, aggressively honking with all

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can you make one where she looks like gigachad

The axolotls float and swim with natural and realistic motion, gently paddling their limbs as they shift positions inside the tank. Some glide upward while others slowly drift down or hover mid-water, their feathery gills subtly waving with the current. One axolotl tilts its body slightly as it turns, while another performs a soft wiggle to reorient itself. Their movements are smooth, weightless, and slightly delayed, consistent with fluid motion in water.

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an axolotl with frilly gills, post-apocalyptic, a human living in a world where they can read minds, a society where people can control gravity, the art style emphasizes a modern and ethereal aesthetic, blending minimalist compositions with striking, symbolic elements. It features a strong focus on contrasts, often juxtaposing soft, smooth gradients with sharp, defined details. Themes of otherworldliness and transcendence are prevalent, conveyed through a mix of muted and glowing color palettes. The use of clean, elegant forms paired with surreal or abstract symbolism creates a visually captivating and contemplative mood across all pieces.<lora:Axomodel_Flux_V2.safetensors:1.0:1.0> <lora:cheats.safetensors:1.0:1.0>

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a detailed oil painting of cute anthropological axolotls, axolotl chef, in a ramen shop, cooking noodles in boiling broth, wearing a Japanese chef's uniform, steamy and aromatic kitchen, they axolotls are happy and enjoying their work,

a plate of happy green mochi balls with cute simple faces, they are giggling and smiling, some are blushing, they have powdered white sugar sprinkled on them, they are on a square porcelain plate on a wooden table in a japanese restaurant<lora:cheats.safetensors:1:1>

a young woman takes a drag of her cigarette and exhales a stream of smoke, the figures on her skin walk in an endless journey

literally no prompt

A cute ghost character with a smiling face floats a few inches above the ground while pushing a shopping cart down a grocery store aisle. The ghost’s movement is smooth and buoyant, gently bobbing up and down as it glides forward. The fabric-like body ripples subtly with the motion, giving the illusion of weightless drift. The cart wheels roll naturally with each push, while the ghost’s arms maintain a light grip on the handle. The camera slowly backs up, matching the ghost’s pace to maintain composition, creating a calm and whimsical tracking shot. Natural and realistic motion throughout.

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A group of small, curious axolotls climbs up the trunk of a tree, each one moving with gentle, cautious curiosity. One axolotl tilts its head slightly, while another stretches a hand forward, as if exploring the bark. Sunlight filters through the large, umbrella-like leaves above, casting soft dappled shadows across the scene. The leaves sway gently, adding to the tranquil atmosphere, while a soft breeze makes the forest feel alive and magical. Tiny plants and a mushroom cap in the background add pops of color and enhance the whimsical forest setting.

The image is a photograph capturing a close-up view of a plush axolotl puppet held by an individul, the axolotl puppet has pink frilly gills and round black eyes, it wears a small sombrero and poncho, indoors taco bell background at night

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masterpiece, best quality, amazing quality, very aesthetic, absurdres, newest, ak-47, assault rifle, goose ambush, 6+ geese, freiren_\(sousou_no_frieren\), white_hair, long_hair, elf_ears, emotionless_expression, firing_gun, outdoor_night, cold_stare, bullet_casings, dynamic_pose, windblown_hair, glowing_particles, cinematic_shot, intense_action, warzone_atmosphere, embers, smoke, sparks, chiaroscuro lighting, aiming down, brown boots, black leggings, long sleeves, gold accents, white skirt,<lora:ak-47.safetensors:1.0:1.0> <lora:goose ambush_illustrious.safetensors:1:1>

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A hyper-realistic cinematic image of a Biblically accurate angel (Ophanim-type) hovering in the center aisle of a Walmart. The angel is formed by several massive, golden, interlocking rings, each ring rotating slowly and impossibly through the others. These rings are embedded with rows of lifelike, human eyes, each one blinking, shifting, and scanning in separate directions—alive, reflective, and unnervingly aware. At the exact center of the ring structure floats a single enormous human eye—realistic and organic, fully open, gazing outward with terrifying intelligence. The central eye appears wet, alive, and focused—its motion slow but deliberate, as if observing everything at once. It glows from within with faint golden light, matching the radiance of the rings that orbit it. A speech bubble with text, "BE NOT AFRAID, RETARD" coming from it, in Olde English Font. The angel emits overwhelming light and force. A wind vortex spins through the store, hurling plastic bags, packaging, and products into the air. Fluorescent lights flicker and shatter, signs rattle on their mounts, and shopping carts roll and tip over. Shoppers nearby are caught in motion—some shielding their eyes, others stumbling or crawling to escape, their hair and clothing blown violently by the presence. Despite its horror, the angel retains a sense of divinity: its symmetry, light, and order suggest it is not evil—only far beyond human comprehension. Style: Hyper-realistic cinematic lighting and detail Setting: Inside a Walmart—aisles, branded signs ($4.88), debris, familiar environment Angel Design: Multiple golden rotating rings with embedded blinking human eyes, and one massive, organic central human eye in the middle Effects: Wind vortex, flickering lights, flying plastic and grocery packaging, bystanders in awe or terror Mood: Holy terror, divine and alien, reverent and frightening Exclude: No humanoid figure, no fantasy wings or swords—pure biblical abstraction grounded in physical realism

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A digital artwork in the style of cknc,, sftsrv style illustration, A detailed digital illustration of, a war-torn countryside defense featuring an angel with pale skin and short, tousled ash-blonde hair, wearing lightweight silver plate armor over a white gambeson, standing in a muddy trench while aiming a scoped bolt-action rifle; her wings are spattered with mud yet still shimmer faintly in the overcast daylight, and her golden halo provides a soft glow that pierces through the thick, swirling fog; the trench is surrounded by broken earth, shattered wooden barricades, and the charred remains of once-thriving farmland, while faint artillery fire echoes in the distance, adding a haunting tension to the desperate scene<lora:Illustration concept variant 2.safetensors:1.0:1.0> <lora:ck-nc-pastel-cyberpunk.safetensors:1:1> <lora:flux_dev_softstyle_araminta_k.safetensors:1:1>

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All the jelly beans inside the jar begin lightly wiggling in place with short, jittery motions. Their mouths open wide in unison as they let out tiny, silent screams, each one tilting or shaking slightly as if panicked. Some bob gently up and down within the tight space, while others tremble rapidly. Their expressions remain frozen in fear as their bodies react with scattered, frantic energy. Natural and realistic motion.

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Tarot Card Style, axolotl eating a large amount of cookies, axomodel2, tarot card border, <lora:Axomodelv2.1:0.8> <lora:DUSK_XL_TAROTCARD_dadapt_cos_5e4:1> EyeDetail-SDXL

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text "In this house, we believe: Landlord Lives Matter, Rent plus tip is a human right, Funko Pops are violence, Evict single mothers, Prima Nocta is sacred" in black all caps bold text on evenly spaced lines of Photograph of a small outdoor entrance area, featuring a doormat with a rainbow gay pride design. The doormat is rectangular and made of a textured, coir material.<lora:Welcome_Mat_Manufacturer_FLUX-000023.safetensors:1.0:1.0>

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joan of arc on horseback at the edge of a battlefield, holding a tall white banner that waves in the wind, wearing shining medieval armor with a flowing cloth tabard, cinematic painterly 3d style with soft cel-shaded lighting and detailed stylized rendering, low-angle dynamic tracking shot circling the horse, dramatic sunlight piercing through clouds and smoke, wind blowing her hair and banner, realistic cloth physics and horse motion, rim lighting on armor edges, atmospheric particles in the air, heroic composition with emphasis on form, depth, and movement

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