kftiger
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A tutorial for how not to get past the archers in anor londo in dark souls
Photograph of a simplistic coal statue of a GPU card for a computer, next to a desktop computer on an office desk
Illuminated manuscript illustration of clippy with big eyes on a green meadowy field next to a laptop. The parchment background is aged and textured, while ornate golden borders frame the solemn yet mystical scene.
seveneleven convenience store in tokio, godzilla in background
apoca1 illustration. professional evil looking woman on stage giving a presentation to an audience. The presentation is titled "MLM" with pyramid symbolism below the title.
Flatline, Flat vector illustration, masterpiece, best quality, good quality, very aesthetic, absurdres, newest, 8K, depth of field, focused subject, dynamic angle, close up, b33lz3b0t, humanoid robot, solo, tail, half-closed eyes, hammer, holding, magical hammer, red arcane glow, closeup, hell background
A tiger rides the crest of a crystal-blue wave on a surfboard, fur shining wet-lit spray surrounds it, photorealistic with a smooth side-tracking camera
ch4lkdr4wing, colored chalk, (dragon_car), solo
sepia (anatomysketch:1.2) of a (biomechanical:1.2) clippy, highly detailed, labeled elements, annotations
This is a digital artwork showcasing a breathtaking aurora borealis display in a nighttime landscape. The central subject is the word "Fart", stylized in glowing, ethereal colors, rendered in vibrant hues of green and yellow, appearing to be formed by the swirling aurora lights.
a birthday card featuring axolotls celebrating a birthday with an axolotl cake and an axolotl pinata in the background with text "happy birthday schmede)
score_9, score_8_up, score_7_up, uncensored, 5_fingers, fantasy,village, outdoors, ADDCOMM (shrek, green skin), torn clothes, (pillorypose,public indecency), dirty, filthy, muddy, grinning <lora:pillorypose:1>
Marmaduke cartoon featuring a large dog sitting next to an empty dog food bowl in the kitchen. The dog is looking sadly and longingly at a bag of dog food being held by a man on that is labeled "early access dog food". The person is visibly laughing. There is text at the bottom of the screen that says in quotes “maybe when you get some buzz, eh?” . The date “4/20” and the signature “FART” are also present in one corner of the comic strip panel
absurdres, highly-detailed, best quality, masterpiece, very aesthetic, c0urtr00m, 1boy, solo, Luigi (super mario), handcuffs, angry, orange prison jumpsuit, courtroom, upper body, anger mark
Tutorial for making your own CPU using wood and a blowtorch, and install it in your computer
score_9,source_anime,anime style,pun1shm3nt,nude,in public,outdoors,wooden sign, cl1ppy, pokemon (creature),
<lora:Greeting_Card_Designer_FLUX:0.7> The image is a photograph showcasing a beautifully designed thank-you card held by a hand. The card features a warm, inviting design with a light beige background. The main text, "THANKS FOR NOTHING," is written in a bold, elegant script in a deep brown color. Surrounding the text are stylized illustrations of flowers and leaves. The flowers are depicted in shades of pink and peach, with the leaves in varying shades of green and brown. The illustrations give the card a hand-drawn, watercolor-like appearance with a modern, whimsical touch. In the background, several other thank-you cards are visible. One card, partially visible, has text reading "You're the worst." Another card, slightly obscured, has text that says "I hate you." These cards are also adorned with similar floral and leaf designs, maintaining the consistent aesthetic of the main card.
Photograph of an obese man with unkempt hair wearing a fedora and a tshirt sitting in a booth at Taco Bell holding an open breakfast crunchwrap with cross section of layered ingredients with fillings inside a folded grilled toasted tortilla. The man is crying. There is a sign on the wall advertising a Valentine's Day special on tacos.
Flatline, Flat vector illustration, masterpiece, best quality, good quality, very aesthetic, absurdres, newest, 8K, depth of field, focused subject, dynamic angle, close up, b33lz3b0t, humanoid robot, solo, tail, half-closed eyes, hammer, holding, magical hammer, red arcane glow, closeup, hell background
(source_anime, score_9, score_8_up, score_7_up:1), pmandgal, hugging, 1girl, 1boy, female human, male cl1ppy, pokemon (creature), black hair, green eyes, beige sweater, looking at viewer, outdoors, forest, pokemon \(classic anime\), anime screencap, rating_safe
In the style of ff-ss, an 8-tentacled purple octopus on a stage
<lora:Parade_Float_Fashioner_FLUX-000005:0.9><lora:civitaiLogoFlux:0.9> The image is a photograph capturing a vibrant, elaborate civitaiLogo themed parade float including banner with text "Generation Status Alert!".
Scientific journal breakthrough highlighting "Your Momium" (YM) as the heaviest periodic table element ever recorded with illustration
A tutorial for how to tell if you're being stalked by a mariachi band
d00mstyle, clippy with a devil tail and devil horns in hell. Speech bubble: "welcome to hell!"
Mass Effect PSA on the dangers of turian caused pelvic chafing
Tutorial for how to lubricate your bike chain with butter for performance
This image is a CGI-rendered scene set in a futuristic, high-tech cityscape. The central focus is a bright yellow diamond-shaped road sign with a black silhouette of Bender standing upright. Below the robot, the word "BEWARE: ALCOHOLIC ROBOTS" is written in bold, uppercase letters in black
<lora:Parade_Float_Fashioner_FLUX-000005:0.9> The image is a realistic photograph capturing a vibrant, elaborate goat themed parade float including banner with text "Goat, see?".
{faded |damaged |poor condition |3::}Book cover: "He who smelt it", subtitle: "dealt it", author: "kftiger". A man is holding his nose, looking disgusted. There is green smoke.
tjstyle, cartoon, absurdres, highly-detailed, best quality, masterpiece, very aesthetic, amazing quality, 1boy, PKMN_Gengar, eating spaghetti, messy, food on face, angry, anger mark
photograph of a fluffy, angry, evil looking, long-haired domestic cat named Allie holding up a wooden sign with the text "BUZZ OFF"
d4dupp3r a photograph of a cliffside, with a message written in the dirt: "Hi, I'm cliff!"
How to ask your Deathclaw girlfriend to give you more space on the bed
an infographic for what professions are best for cyberdemons
Picture of a high end GPU box for a STX 6900 except it's a salami sandwich
score_9, score_8_up, score_7_up, score_6_up, score_5_up, score_4_up, cat, holding gun, aiming at viewer, open mouth, fangs, tail, happy
Woman laying on grass holding sign that says "grass confirmed ✅"
<lora:Plush_Slipper_Shaper_FLUX:1> Photograph showcasing a grandfather wearing a pair of slippers shaped like dogs, while sitting in a rocking chair outside on his porch, overlooking his lawn holding a shotgun.
a card game box on a table. The game is titled "goat, see?" with a goat winking <lora:Board_Game_Boxing_FLUX:0.9>
an infographic for why liches make the best partners for younger men
Tutorial for taking your Basilisk (Dark Souls) for a walk
<lora:Roadside_Attraction_Assembler_FLUX_r1-000007:0.85> Photo depicting a surreal scene at a "world's largest hotdog" roadside attraction, along with people taking photos of it and cars parked near it.
Anthro tiger man with blonde mullet holding a sign that says "I'm never going to financially recover from FLUX"
This is an extract from a comic book following the adventures of ((Darth_Jar)), a powerful Gungan Sith lord in the Star Wars Universe. The darkness around him partially obscures him; the only light source is his red lightsaber, which he wields in one hand. He looks slightly annoyed, his mouth closed. Darth_Jar has two large, exaggerated, black eyes with white pupils positioned in the middle of its surface, giving it a comical, anthropomorphic appearance.
Tutorial for how to check walls for secrets with BJ blaskowicz in Castle Wolfenstein
masterpiece, best quality, amazing quality, very aesthetic, absurdres, newest, needler_\(weapon\), solo, crystals, hooters outfit, no humans, hooters restaurant background