Tiny_Tsuruta
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and image where Areola Borealis sings and the back of her head explodes because she's a fucking terrible singer.
A bunch of old hippies have glass bongs for heads.
a 3D Japanese joshi (women's) professional wrestling poster from the 1980s with big pink Japanese characters at the center representing "JOSHI", and "PURORESU" (absolutely no other writing), surrounded by 6 wrestlers.
a 3D Japanese joshi (women's) professional wrestling poster from the 1980s with big pink Japanese characters at the center representing "JOSHI" and "PURORESU" (absolutely no other writing), surrounded by 6 wrestlers.
an illustrated Japanese wrestling poster from the 1990s with big green Japanese characters at the center representing "PURORESU" and absolutely no other writing, surrounded by a 4x4 grid of w
an illustrated Japanese wrestling poster from the 1990s with big green Japanese characters at the center representing "PURORESU" and absolutely no other writing, surrounded by a 3D 4x4 grid of walruses
old color photo, a puroresu locker room scene where (25 year old man Jumbo Tsuruta in a red and blue velour track suit) is hurling beer bottles at (extremely tall dark-haired lanky with toothpick limbs wrestler Giant Baba in a robe) hitting him in the face getting beer all over his nice canary yellow Japanese silk robe with all over duck pattern print. In motion., analog, faded
Grit rush reality, my rooster fights are the best rooster fights, green lighting
Satan dining on the corpses of police officers in blue hell.
long shot scenic professional photograph of The legend of the mistresses standing by every vehicle, whilst practicing aggressive window solicitation, in the intersection during a traffic light. , perfect viewpoint, highly detailed, wide-angle lens, hyper realistic, with dramatic sky, polarizing filter, natural lighting, vivid colors, everything in sharp focus, HDR, UHD, 64K
A photo where Nukie the knockoff alien looks stoned as he flies his spaceship
psychedelic style Nukie the knockoff alien is out of control on drugs with chemical-filled bong hoses shoved into his nostrils and bong hoses shoved into his ear canals, radioactive fumes gushing out of the back of his head. . vibrant colors, swirling patterns, abstract forms, surreal, trippy
North Korean Juche Socialist propaganda, The Dear Respected Comrade General Secretary Grand Marshall of the People's Army Supreme Leader Kim Jong-UNukie the knockoff alien is passed out giggling in his sleep, drooling magical metal flake sparkle saliva all over himself, inspired by the workers, conceived by the Mount Paektu bloodline
A magical Christmas card from Crazy Larry in prison
The new wave grinch with a dumb pompadour, bobbing for sausages in a vat of sparkling red holiday gravy, in a manger.
An awesome sparkling holiday card, lonesome luxury werewolf waltzing around, outside a public restroom on Christmas night.
A low budget b-movie still, blueberry walrus headbutting a pinata shaped like a Christmas tree hanging from the ceiling. , superimposed VFX background, uneven lighting, amateur style, 2D, flat
A card with a sparkling blue-to-sepia ombre effect, of Big Bird the goddamn holiday idiot, vomiting a wrapped gift.
A handwritten wish list called "Nice Tiny Tsuruta's Wish List": 1 Resurrect Estus W Pirkle from the grave. 2 No more gambling and losing from farts for me. 3 More gambling and losing from farts for Estus W Pirkle.