Oldone000
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"Coffee, Tea, or Me?", the funny looking male character with a bent hook nose, floppy bowl haircut, and a ragged-pit stained t-shirt asked, looking directly at the viewer, donmartin style, by donmartin, by don martin,

"Coffee, Tea, or Me?", the funny looking male character with a bent hook nose, floppy bowl cut hair, and a ragged-pit stained t-shirt asked, looking directly at the viewer, donmartin style, by donmartin, by don martin,

"Coffee, Tea, or Me?", the funny looking male character with a bent hook nose, floppy bowl cut hair, and a ragged-pit stained t-shirt asked, looking directly at the viewer, donmartin style, by donmartin, by don martin,

pulp-sf, "Adventures of the Psycho Killer"

"The Idaho Potatoes", An all female 'New Wave band from Boise Idaho, Aoife on Guitar, Brigid on Drums, E.M. on Keyboards, Gwyneth on Saxophone, all dressed in old potato sacks and fishnet stockings, They are performing on stage in a small smoke filled pub in Birmingham England, somehow a 'producer' had seduced E.M. and left her pregnant-then abandoned them after he took all their money and left them in the middle of a Birmingham street, They hope to make it big in the coming decade (the 1980's), but Gwyneth is doubtful and is thinking about leaving the band,

"The Idaho Potatoes", An all female 'New Wave band from Boise Idaho, Aoife on Guitar, Brigid on Drums, E.M. on Keyboards, Gwyneth on Saxophone, all dressed in old potato sacks and fishnet stockings, They are performing on stage in a small smoke filled pub in Birmingham England, somehow a 'producer' had seduced E.M. and left her pregnant-then abandoned them after he took all their money and left them in the middle of a Birmingham street, They hope to make it big in the coming decade (the 1980's), but Gwyneth is doubtful and is thinking about leaving the band,

New signs of the Zodiac: The ubiquitous cell phone, yes this piece of technology has become so commonplace that you see them everywhere, even in the sky! but the same was once true for the other signs...

"Ear-Wax Crisps" the tasty new snack that's taking the world by storm!, Yellow corn chips with a sticky, oily residue that's difficult to remove, and stains everything, in a blue bag that has a giant Caucasian ear on it leaking yellow-green ear-wax,

A Fringe Religious leader, She looks like an old (very, very elderly) decrepit movie star from the 1930's that should have faded into obscurity, Mu-Mu's, huge brown wigs, eyelashes you could cut frozen meat with, and a gallon of mascara every three hours. And the jewelry! She is driven around in a immense private car from the 70's with a massive fiberglass crucifix on the top, and scenes from her made up 'religion' on the side of the car. I'm not sure that she isn't a he...

A Fringe Religious leader, She looks like an old (very, very elderly) decrepit movie star from the 1930's that should have faded into obscurity, Mu-Mu's, huge brown wigs, eyelashes you could cut frozen meat with, and a gallon of mascara every three hours. And the jewelry! She is driven around in a immense private car from the 70's with a massive fiberglass crucifix on the top, and scenes from her made up 'religion' on the side of the car. I'm not sure that she isn't a he...

A high resolution image of a celebrity saying at the top of the image: "Buzz addiction is real", She is dressed in a black hoodie, and is wearing tight jeans, the background is a plain white backdrop, At the bottom she says: "Get help now"

A high resolution image of a celebrity saying at the top of the image: "Buzz addiction is real", She is dressed in a black hoodie, and is wearing tight jeans, the background is a plain white backdrop, At the bottom she says: "Get help now"

A high resolution image of a celebrity saying at the top of the image: "Buzz addiction is real", She is dressed in a black hoodie, and is wearing tight jeans, the background is a plain white backdrop, At the bottom she says: "Get help now"

A high resolution image of a celebrity saying at the top of the image: "Buzz addiction is real", She is dressed in a black hoodie, and is wearing tight jeans, the background is a plain white backdrop, At the bottom she says: "Get help now"

A montage movie poster "Rockstar Wars: Attack Of the Stones", four old men in their 80's on stage with hair that was once black but has turned silvery-grey over the years playing guitars and drums and singing, mvpstrCE style,

Astro-Brides, The first wedding in space, two women get married in spacesuits, a non-religious space commander officiates the wedding, both of the women have wedding veils on the outside of their spacesuits, in space, outside the spacecraft,

Astro-Brides, The first wedding in space, two women get married in spacesuits, a non-religious space commander officiates the wedding the two women have wedding veils on the outside of their spacesuits,

At the top of the poster it says: "FROM THE PRODUCERS OF 'THE LAST CUMSLUT!' " The title of the movie is: "MORGUE HOTEL", A sexy blonde woman with hair to the floor laying on a hotel bed, looking at the viewer, too bad she's dead and a zombie, mvpstrCE style

At the top of the poster it says: "FROM THE PRODUCERS OF 'SOLAR-TORNADO-QUAKES' ". The title of the movie is: "SABER-TOOTHED WORMS", A sexy blonde mom is despaired when her offspring are eaten by the 'SABER-TOOTHED WORMS'. If 'The Asylum' made worse crap than they do. mvpstrCE style

"An ACTUAL Prince from Persia" A middle eastern man as a prince of Persia, mvpstrCE style

The untold story of "Kasper Hauser", mvpstrCE style

a 5 BUZZ scratch off lottery ticket where the prize is 1,000,000,000 BUZZ, it says " A CHANCE TO WIN MORE BUZZ ! " at the top of the flashy ticket, The price is " 5 BUZZ ". at the bottom of the ticket it says " CAVEAT EMPTOR ".

a 5 BUZZ scratch off lottery ticket where the prize is 1,000,000,000 BUZZ, it says " A CHANCE TO WIN MORE BUZZ ! " at the top of the flashy ticket, The price is " 5 BUZZ ". at the bottom of the ticket it says " CAVEAT EMPTOR ".

Deadly Mecha Bride, a giant piloted mecha in the form of a Bride

Sexy Mecha Nun, a giant piloted mech-suit in the form of a Nun, with a Nun inside, piloting the mecha...

Sexy Mecha Bride, a giant piloted mech-suit in the form of a Bride, with a bride inside, piloting the mecha...

Sexy Mecha Bride, a giant piloted mech-suit in the form of a Bride, with a bride inside, piloting the mecha...

"THE LAZY SPERM-CELL" 1950's era poster for a Cartoon about Sperm-cells with faces racing. This is the tale of 'Jimmy Jizz' the Sperm-Cell, He is lazy. But 'Bernard' the Sperm-Cell is a 'go-getter'. They are vying for the affections of 'Jane' the Sperm-Cell...wait? WHAT? mvpstrCE style

text reads: "2 HEADED XENOMORPH ATTACK", alien xenomorph, mvpstrCE style

"2 HEADED XENOMORPH ATTACK", alien xenomorph, mvpstrCE style

A man being chased by a cloud of bloodthirsty Fleas, in: "NIGHT OF THE FLEAS 2: BLOODFEVER", mvpstrCE style

A dog being chased by a cloud of bloodthirsty Fleas, in: "NIGHT OF THE FLEAS", mvpstrCE style

A Chinese Martial Artist who cannot speak, or won't speak (so we don't know his real name) successfully fights in the Colosseum at the height of the Roman Empire in this vintage 70's cheap-o martial arts movie called: "FISTS OF THE FIGHTER" , mvpstrCE style
<lora:ck-tarot-000015:1> a tarot card in the style of ck-tc featuring a [FRENCH MAID] [BEDROOM]. with the name of the card underneath saying "[DEATH]"
<lora:80s_broadcast:1> 80s broadcast, text at bottom of image:"SPECIAL REPORT", text to right of cringing male American newsreader's head:"CRICKET REALLY IS COOL !".

A new board game, "Hungry-Hungry-Hippies!" highest quality, highres, 4k, 8k, intricate detail, cinematic lighting, amazing quality, amazing shading, soft lighting, 35mm, analog style, a realistic photo, film grain, (photorealistic:0.6), taken by a canon eos r7, ultra detailed,

A new board game, "Hungry-Hungry-Hippies!" highest quality, highres, 4k, 8k, intricate detail, cinematic lighting, amazing quality, amazing shading, soft lighting, 35mm, analog style, a realistic photo, film grain, (photorealistic:0.6), taken by a canon eos r7, ultra detailed,

She's locked in a futuristic cell, unable to move a muscle, The same for him, they will spend Eternity staring at each other, not knowing who the other is or what they are there for, or why they are there...

"Inspector Demeter, Sundays this fall on MBS!" An ancient Greek Goddess assists the Boise,Idaho police department on their hardest cases using supernatural powers...

a Ménage à trois with the husband and wife and another woman,highest quality, highres, 4k, 8k, intricate detail, cinematic lighting, amazing quality, amazing shading, soft lighting, 35mm, analog style, a realistic photo, film grain, (photorealistic:0.6), taken by a canon eos r7, ultra detailed skin, ultra detailed face, perfect eyes,

Grant Wood's 'American Gothic' except the husband and wife are in a Ménage à trois with the husband and wife and another woman,
"Judge Dredd starring in 2000ad Light Years Ahead!, best quality, highres, high detail, sharp, fine art, jdgdrddcom, donmartin style, by donmartin, by don martin, hinged foot, martinwalkstyle
Judge Dredd faces off against a villainous cartoon character in the style of Don Martin, best quality, highres, high detail, sharp, fine art, jdgdrddcom, donmartin style, by donmartin, by don martin, hinged foot, martinwalkstyle

A sexy bride smiles deviously as the church burns down in flames before they can enter, she secretly gives cash to the man responsible for the arson, the bride wears an elegant bridal dress and veil, and has ginger hair, freckles and pale skin, the arsonist is wearing shades, a dark hoodie and has a mustache, the bride is the focus of the image-the arsonist is secondary-everyone else including the shocked groom are tertiary, bride,