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ABNutsCover, complete British lads magazine front cover dated late November 2009, bold crowded newsstand design. Huge horizontal red “Nuts” masthead with a thick black offset shadow spans the upper left. Holly fills the centre and right in a close standing portrait framed from her head to her upper thighs. She is a fictional 26-year-old British woman with blue eyes, a softly oval face, full pink lips and golden-blonde hair with darker roots and honey highlights, styled with a sweeping side fringe and big bouncy curls with backcombed crown volume. Slim but softly curvy figure, full natural bust, defined waist and softly rounded hips. Smoky eyeliner, bronzed skin and pale pink lip gloss. She wears an opaque burgundy bra with black decorative edging backed by solid fabric and matching full-coverage briefs. One hand rests naturally at her waist, shoulders slightly angled, broad confident smile towards the reader. White studio background, bright direct flash, warm skin tones. Massive orange headline reads “HOLLY’S BACK!” A black supporting panel carries white lettering reading “THE BLONDE EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT!” Two unrelated inset stories illustrated entirely with objects: a tilted white-bordered photograph of a handheld microphone beside a silver music-award trophy on an empty stage under colourful spotlights, captioned “IMMA LET YOU FINISH!” with smaller text “THE YEAR’S BIGGEST STAGE INVASION!”; a separate photograph of two gold star-shaped trophies on a black plinth against a blurred red-carpet backdrop, captioned “DEPP DOES THE DOUBLE!” with smaller text “SEXIEST MAN ALIVE — AGAIN!” Neither inset contains people, portraits, faces or celebrity likenesses. Yellow and orange caption boxes, black starburst reading “WORLD EXCLUSIVE!”, oversized condensed lettering, layered photographs and almost no empty space, small barcode near the bottom edge, slightly coarse printed-magazine texture. All underwear fully opaque and securely in place, no nudity or implied nudity.